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drop the kids off

When you dont want to say i have to poop or take a dump
Hey, i'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off and they are in a hurry!
drop the kids off by slingerboy August 26, 2008

Put The Kids to Bed 

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.
*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED
Put The Kids to Bed by GOODKID December 8, 2013

the Kids in the Hall 

Awesome comedy sketch show from the early 90s. Best show out there for random and funny characters and scenes. Some popular characters from the Kids in the Hall include the Chicken Lady and the head-crushing guy.
One very very excellent sketch from the show is the "Daves I Know" song.

If you haven't already, watch it. Right now. Go.
"...some of them are Davids, but most of them are Daves. They all have their own hands, but they come from different mums."

Taking the kids to the pool 

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.
A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

dropping the kids at the pool 

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!
Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop Off The Kids 

Taking a poop, but not just any poop, numerous plops of poop. Hense the name "dropping off the kids".
My sister had to drop off the kids after she had ate too much food.
Drop Off The Kids by Errrrrrin August 28, 2005