Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

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table head

A blowjob given from beneath a table.

I didn't notice Laura giving Dillon table head until I dropped my knife!

by Aideoghoi August 8, 2016

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Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket

“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table

by Captain haha March 2, 2020

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An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.

After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.

by clermontboy July 20, 2016

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waiting the tables

When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.

“Did you watch the new Star Wars movie? Finn was waiting the tables. He had nothing to do.”

by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020

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