(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
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Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"
Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"
Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"
Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"
Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"
Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"
Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
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