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Fidget Spinner Technique

When your friend Caden Spins Like a Fidget Spinner On This Dads Dick
Fidget Spinner Technique is when your friend caden spins on his dads dick.
by iiBuggzZz June 30, 2021
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Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9
Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house
by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025
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THAT Technique

A power or ability previously unmentioned by any character at any time in any way that suddenly makes itself known in a time of great need.
"Oh no, this foe is too powerful," thought protagonist as he lay panting on the ground. "If I want to win, I'm going to have to use... THAT technique."
by Anon Amys October 17, 2019
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Peanut butter technique

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.
by Healthy alex July 12, 2022
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Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025
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the skunk technique

A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you

(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you

>>Think you are not good enough

>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago

Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it
Hey what happened between you and anon?
I drove her away with the skunk technique
by BigFard July 28, 2021
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japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.
A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!
by holysanta July 17, 2025
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