Beyblade Technique

You stick your dick in a ceiling fan motor and have someone facing ass up below you, turn on the fan do a little spin and drop into the asshole below
When I used the beyblade technique last night on Jessica it slipped out and I pissed all over the place
by Weornerperson July 13, 2024
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Fidget Spinner Technique

When your friend Caden Spins Like a Fidget Spinner On This Dads Dick
Fidget Spinner Technique is when your friend caden spins on his dads dick.
by iiBuggzZz June 30, 2021
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the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".
"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."
by reaper_ February 02, 2024
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Alexander Technique

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.
Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021
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The Bendaj Technique

When confronted by disagreeable or annoying people, simply snub them and don't give a shit.
"Bro if she's so annoying just use The Bendaj Technique on her."

"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"
by james82192 September 21, 2023
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Manzano Technique (Guitar)

The Manzano Technique is a recently popularized technique in the 2020s that involves powerchords and bending. It is used often in rock songs.
Matthew: I heard the Manzano Technique (Guitar) is more popular now.
Diego: I heard it in a couple songs too!
by should’ve gotten a plain pie February 16, 2022
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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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