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Silovacu te

Wife: I bought myself a new bag!
Husband: Silovacu te!
by mrtav.Beton>Kanta_za-kurac January 5, 2024
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te hago miss

a play on words, meaning, "te extraño", or "I miss you".
(Spanglish)
Te hago miss, pero tu a mi no.
by rolisss January 12, 2024
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te blood

A statement used to express happiness, especially when good vibrations are in your environment.
izaiah: bro this spliff slaps g im soo fried.
kiyron: te blooddddd!
by Jaqzhino January 29, 2024
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Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
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yo también te quiero

Gf: “Te amo

You: “Yo también te quiero
You 2: 💋💋💋
by Your dads sperm 😩 April 18, 2023
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te amo un chorro

Basically just saying I love you a lot. Because chorro means diarrhea and when you have diarrhea you poop A LOT so I love you a lot. Te amo un chorro
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: te amo un chorro tambien
by mudddz May 7, 2023
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Te Atawhai

Te Atawhai is the most adorable and attractive person you will ever meet…when he smiles you’ll have butterflies churning in your stomach. He makes everything better and knows how to give great advice, people named Te Atawhai are funny and hardworking, and just have this contagious laugh that makes you want to laugh too…everyone should have a Te Atawhai, and if you do make sure to cherish him because he deserves the world
by m.xoxo November 22, 2023
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