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Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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Income Taxy

In-com Tax-ee

adjective

1. A person who drastically changes their typical behavior to that of a higher class or status during the first months of the year as a result of receiving a refund on their income taxes.

2. A person who shows off material possessions or a falsely inflated lifestyle either in the streets or on social media as a direct result of receiving income tax refunds.

3. A guy/girl who shows affection during the first few months of the year in hopes of getting a piece of your income tax refund check.
Lisa told me to put a grocery bag over my feet before entering her "new" car, she's been acting real Income Taxy lately.

James broke up with me and is seeing other women now that he has that new gold chain, Keshia told me he would get income taxey on me.
by TheShadeRoomInc April 22, 2017
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taxi the tabaxi

A man whos had gay sex with a drow elf before.

Hes also pan and is very gay for Br’aad vengolor!!
Also oriana is a bitch and he wont admit it
Person 1: is that a furry??!!!??
Person 2: no hes just a tabaxi whore aka taxi the tabaxi
by Gh0stie_bo1/Charlie November 3, 2022
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fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.
I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.
by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022
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tria-taxis

It is 10^^^3
I have tria-taxis euro
by Robert darcy November 2, 2023
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Blue Light Taxi

When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.
Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.
by Hammo922336 June 27, 2025
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Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.
Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”
by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021
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