taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

by zach April 21, 2006

Taint District

The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.

Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!

Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.

by Peppers O'Reilly June 1, 2006

taint licker

Taint:The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts

Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)

Example:Eww....You Fucking Taint Licker :D

by A Person That Likes Fish May 27, 2009

Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.

Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers

by Steve "Funky Dizzle" Shnooba March 2, 2009

taint tater

Term for a small grundle, taint, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, nacha, bonch...

Steve's taint tater was smelly from the many schuster slaps he preformed...

by jbaas14 December 9, 2008

taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.

The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!

by Boba Twat January 22, 2010

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011