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Taft

The most awesome school to ever be created. Has amazing art facilities, sports facilities and academic buildings. Dorms are clean for the most part and food actually tastes good.

And for all ou Hotchkiss haters, get over yourself. Were just schools..rivals? Maybe so. But were all going to go to college one day and leave our beloved boarding schools behind. So stop hating on us Tafties just because your jealous of our awesomeness.

Also probably the cleanest boarding school. Beside the small acholhol consumption, drugs are used very rarely. Unlike rival school Hotchkiss who are high off their arses off cocaine every other day. But hey! No hard feelings.

And for all these other definitions claiming Taft as a "safety school", are you kidding me? Taft is one of the schools on the Ten Schools Admission Organization and has a very respected reputation. Now KENT is a safety school.
Ex. 1 - Bill - Hey Jan, you going to the lacrosse game after school today?
Jan - Sure Bill! But first I have to finish my painting of the Mona Lisa.

Ex. 2 - Hotchkiss Kid 1 - Damn! I hate those tafties! I dont even know why but i HATE THEM!!
Hotchkiss kid 2 - YEAH! I hate them for no reason as well!!
Taft Kid 1 - Jeez, get over yourself. We don't hate you Hotchkiss Kids as much as you'd think we do.


Ex. 3 - Taft Kid 1 - Hey dude, what are you doing later tonight?
Taft Kid 2 - Oh you know, snorting some of the new cocaine I just purchased.
Taft Kid 1 - REALLY!?
Taft Kid 2 - Nah! I'm just joshing you. I'm not one of those slimy Hotchkiss cokeheads.
by Bluebugblack101001 October 2, 2008
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Tafe

1. The australian form of technical college, lower than universities but higher than centrelinking it up.
2. A word used to describe a fuck up
1. "Hey johnny howd you go in that test"
" Tafe "
2. "Did you hear about Oliver?"
"Yeah hes a tafer"
3. "Timo i cbf doing this assignment"
"its due tomorrow if we dont hand it in we'll be going to tafe"
4. Your just tafe mate, nothing short of absolute tafe
by nontafer February 12, 2009
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Taft

The definition of the perfect boyfriend.
Good looking, interesting, funny, athletic, sweet and just gorgeous. Oh and he can definitely whistle like a pro.
Person 1:Hey it's Taft!
Person 2: Whose that?
Person 3: My boyfriend and the most perfect one ever!
by memyselfandiwouldliketokno August 26, 2010
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Taft

(Verb) To have sex in a bathtub.
Derived from President William Taft, who got stuck in a bathtub.
-Did you Taft last night?
-No bro, my bathtub is broken.
by Dr T. October 31, 2016
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taffy

A derogetory term for someone from Wales. Actually, the derivation of this word is as follows (from the racial slur database): "The Taff is the name of the river that runs through Cardiff, the capital of Wales. Also from a poem that starts: "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief...." Another explanation is that Taffy is based on an English pronuciation of the common Welsh first name, "Daffyd" (David)."
by david December 14, 2003
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Taff

Have a pull, a wank, a flog, a taff.
Fuck my arse she's spanking, might duck off for a taff.
by THAT77GUY7 September 20, 2015
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TAFT

a drug addicted, trailar park, full of incestual Rednecks
TAFT, just 5 mins away from the Orlando Airport.
by Joseph & Brain, The FAT Kids. November 16, 2003
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