t.o.p.

t.o.p. stands for twenty one pilots, one of the best bands including Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun.

Guy 1: Hey bro what's your favorite band?
Guy 2: t.o.p. dude, they're lit.

Guy 1: Bro I love twenty one pilots!

by letsbubba November 4, 2015

W.P.T.T.L.B.B.

Acronym meaning: White People Think They Look Better Brown.

The tanning salon business is a $5 billion-a-year industry because white people think they look better brown.

'W.P.T.T.L.B.B.' celebs include Jessica Alba, Snookie, and the Situation.

by emcc2 June 23, 2010

S.T.E.P.

A noun describing a "police officer" who has no responsibility or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork.

It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.

Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.

Officer #1: "Hey, you're the s.t.e.p. officer, I'll ask you! Do you know what the ratio of the maximum static friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force when the coefficient of kinetic friction is defined as the ratio of the kinetic friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force would be?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."

Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."

Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"

S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."

by California Cop January 3, 2008

P.T.B.

An abbreviation for the phrase "Ponytail Boy" which describes a boy with a ponytail. His hair is usually slicked back & tied into a high, low, or half pony- whichever style is preferred by P.T.B.

1."My friend Lauren hooked up with a P.T.B. last night."

2."Mom, can I have a P.T.B. when I grow up?"

3.Jen: "Where have you been lately?"
Lauren: "Playing with my new P.T.B."

by meesh1216 April 1, 2009

P.T.B.F

Post Taco Bell Fall Out. PTBF is the fall out that occurs after eating an item from the taco bell menu. Symptoms of PTBF include upset stomach, diarrhea, and awkward gas. Eating Taco Bell almost always leads to some form of PTBF, except in the most rugged eaters. Often, it is worth experiencing the post consumption discomfort, because Crunch Wrap Supremes are just so damn good.

Friend (Finishes Burrito)- "Oh god I have to take a crap!"

Me- "Dude I told you you would get P.T.B.F"

Friend-"Yea but its so damn good though"

by mdw1715 November 2, 2010

T.L.P.E.

Tiny Little Penis Eater

My friend Tony sure is a T.L.P.E. He's always trying to grab my nuts

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

D.T.O.P.

Don't Touch Other People.

(In the act of touching a female during bro time) Kieran! D.T.O.P.! C'mon man, not in public.

by nigga6 February 1, 2013