elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken. but somehow people find a way to break it.

"I love you."he said

"elbow swear?" she asked

"elbow swear" he promised.

by highmatenince June 27, 2015

i swear it was on sale

One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need

husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!

by lolgod123 June 5, 2016

buttermilk seahorse

A Buttermilk Seahorse is an act where a man ejaculates inside of another person's anus cavity, waits a short while and then proceeds to suck the semen back out. Optionally the couple will French Kiss afterwards.

Did you give her a buttermilk seahorse last night?

by Vectorous February 15, 2017

Compound Swear

Gratuitous combinations of standard cursewords like fuck added to shit as in fuckshit made by excitable people with limited imaginations.

It was some kind of compound swear, the way fart sniffing losers do; I was called "bitchtits", I believe.

by justincorrigible September 1, 2018

lick my seahorse

A girl the wants oral sex performed on her

"I want you to lick my seahorse"

Oral sex I want you to lick my seahorse

by cunts fucked May 18, 2014

Swear String

Noun: A Large amount of curse words used in 5 sentences or less.

Geez, you'll get in so much trouble if you use a swear string in front of the teachers.

by Abraham Zhao May 28, 2005

Sweak

Shorthand for “shit’s weak”

Donald Trump- “blah blah wall, blah blah nfl, me me me...”

Everyone else- “sweak, bro...sweak”

by Beef Daddy August 15, 2018