Cheese Swap

1. The act of putting two halves of a bagel with cream cheese on them together, inadvertently transfering 60-90% of the cream cheese to one side or the other. Making sure you have one one side very dry as the other side has loads of cream cheese. Usually only happens when the bagel is still warm and the cheese is soft and pliable.

2. A real problem in the food industry.

I just ordered a bagel but the chick at the counter put the two halves together right out of the toaster... Now i'm going to have mad cheese swap.

I cheese swapped my bagel before I gave half of it to my girlfriend, she was livid she got the 'no-cheese' part.`

by In Through the Out Door June 19, 2009

Yankee Swap

Slang: A term used to describe the act of oral sex being performed between two partners simultaneously. Synonymous with 69.

“I had an embarrassing experience. I came home early and caught my parents in the middle of a yankee swap. There was jizz everywhere.”

by Dr. Snoctopus November 5, 2017

Omaha Swap

When you need to use the restroom, are still thirsty, and just happen to have a drink in your hand. As one liquid goes out, the other is taken in, hence the "Swap". Many individuals try to consume their entire beverage before they are finished urinating.

"Oh man, that party was insane, people were so drunk that they were even Omaha Swapping it out in the bathrooms."

by Big Daddy Phil June 25, 2008

Sauce Swap

The act of swapping stored sauce in the mouth while making out.

Boy- *has Buttermilk ranch stored in his mouth, then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend.

Girl- *has ketchup stored in her mouth, proceeds like make out with her boyfriend

While the two are making out, boy trades his sauce with his girlfriend. Boy now carries ketchup in his mouth while his girlfriend carries buttermilk ranch. This is the act of a sauce swap

The two continue their day and venture on to Costco for the free samples.

by Savitar Slayer January 10, 2019

Beer Swap

While at a party that is serving a large amount of alcoholic beverages such as beer, one or more individuals urinates in an empty, or slightly filled beer bottle without anyone looking. The bottle full of urine is then placed in the back of the refridgerator to ensure that by the time someone finds it, they will be fairly drunk and wont immediately notice that it is full of piss and take a sip of it. This can be done with various other beverages but beer seems to be the best to use to pull this off because of the large numer of beers at parties and many bottles are colored and thus, makes the color of the urine less noticeable.

We pulled a beer swap at the party last night. The guy who got it was so drunk that he didn't even know it was piss until he took 2 sips. After he found out though he puked on some chick's face.

by rKrDuDe265 January 1, 2010

European Brownie Swap

When two people put their buttholes together then crap, combining the two. Then the two people proceed to eat the combined poop.

"Dude, I saw these two dude doing a European Brownie Swap."
"Nasty."

by jdt13 August 17, 2011

Yard Swap

The act of taking a family's possessions from their yard (such as furniture, lawn gnomes, potted plants, pink flamingos, balls, bicycles, hula hoops, etc..) and replacing it with another family's, and visa versa.

Yo man I am bored as shit, lets go do a Yard Swap on some innocent familys in the rich neighborhood up the street.

by Teh Conez October 9, 2012