Swallow Tattoos

Another meaning for them in the UK is that ex prisoners have swallows tattooed on their hands or wrists to prove they have served their time, as in they have done their bird.

Man A: They let you out then

Man B: Shows hands and says Yes I've done my bird

Man A: Oh yes you have swallow tattoos

by TheDaddy May 6, 2012

sword swallower

someone who sucks on a penis.
as in swallows penises.
as in swallows swords.
as in sword swallower.

"GOD! Becky didnt wanna go down on me last night!"
"Its okay, shes a sword swallower anyways."

by Savannah and Becky November 25, 2007

Stalloned

To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.

My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.

by Loose Mortar March 23, 2011

Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it.

Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar to get that ride to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN HEADS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW".

by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007

Cock swallow

When your friend shoves his cock down your throat as far as it will go and then you start to eat it while singing i want my mullet back

Dat bitchassness Fulton Skrobarcheck gave dt big smelly bitchass alex dragt the best cock swallow ever!

by Little chicken wang January 25, 2009

play the flute and swallow the music

For a girl or guy to suck cock until her/his partner shoots his cum.

Ms. Celentano gives great head. She really can play the flute and swallow the music!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Arizona Cactus Swallower

While in the act of receiving a blowjob commonly referred to as a b.j. or getting head, the blowjob recipient punches the blowjob giver in the nose. This will produce a large amount of blood which will be able to come out of the mouth if the giver spits. As the recipient blows his load at the same time the giver spits the blood on it, this action should produce a red bloody liquid on the penis. The recipient will then fuck the giver until the red is no longer present on the penis. (Has better effect when either of the participants has recently shaved their genital area, giving it the effect of a prickly cactus.)

I was mad at my bitch, so I gave her an Arizona Cactus Swallower.

Last night I tried the Arizona Cactus Swallower on this slut and she liked it.

by jizzman520 October 9, 2010