Sunday schooled

When you clap back at someone shit talking in the name of Jesus

“Woah... that hoe just got sunday schooled!”

by alexigator July 3, 2018

uncle sunday

1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.

2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.

3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.

Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.

by faust2501 August 8, 2018

sussy sunday

a large event held every sunday to dress up like among us characters and play in real life

“Hey man, are you doing sussy sunday this week?”

“I don’t know man, it sounds a little sus.”

by amongussy August 27, 2022

Born On a Sunday

A euphemism for gay
From the last line of the poem "Monday's Child":
"The child born on the Sabbath day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay"

"I wouldn't ask him out if I were you... I hear he was 'born on a sunday'"

by Cecilll November 4, 2017

frosty sunday

A frosty sunday is when piss in a condom and freeze it, after it is frozen you fuck your sexaul partner with it

Fuck me with that frosty sunday daddy

by Nasty af mother fucker March 21, 2017

Runny Sunday

The sexual act of inserting an egg (usually chicken) into ones anus, and cracking it with the rectal muscles. A larger or different species of egg may be substituted if no chicken eggs are available, if your partner is feeling exotic, or if you've outgrown standard chicken eggs.

Ugh.. yesterday I had a runny sunday. I'm still crapping out eggshells.

by Squirrelenstein October 20, 2008

scumbag sunday

A Sunday where you are hungover, eat lots of junk food and have lots of sex. Can involve watching wholesome religious TV whilst making judgy comments about the priest's sexual orientation or how the parishioners like it rough.Basically you cannot behave like a functional member of society or a good Christian girl.

I really need a scumbag sunday.

by Socks22 July 16, 2017