Stoner Fact

A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.

Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."

by Brantski June 28, 2009

Stoner Ingenuity

The creative effort stoners put into the development and construction of various smoking devices. Without Stoner Ingenuity we would not have apple pipes or gravity bongs.

"Dude, I just made a pipe out of a tampon and some tin foil!"
"That's Stoner Ingenuity for you"

by Bobobobobobobobobo October 24, 2007

stoner charm

A certain vibe that girl/guys are attracted to because he/she smokes. Commonly referring to how laid back stoners usually are.

"No bitch on arms just my words and my stoner charm." - Kid Cudi

by DillaDonuts August 26, 2010

Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

stoner thumb

stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.

"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"

by knels October 15, 2009

Stoner-Wall

A point where a person or persons within a group get so stoned that they reach a silent standstill. (AND/OR) A collective ceasing of thought and or focus amoungst a group of stoners.

(Similar to a runner hitting a "brick wall" where everything goes silent and they completely loose focus and stop in a standstill state)

STONERS: (Random Talking)
1 minute later...
STONERS: (Silence)
2 minutes later...
STONER 1: Dude what were we talking about?
STONER 2: I don't know man, I think we hit a stoner-wall.

by Arnaudamous September 4, 2009