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stomach

The worst organ in the body, one that is intent on bringing you as much pain and nausea as possible.
1.) Kurt Cobain was pained by his stomach to the point where he had to force himself to eat
2.) "My stomach is evil"

"really?"

"yeah, I get nauseous whenever I eat."

"duuuuude..."
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stomach like a dog

n.-adj.
To possess the ability to consume food that would make most other people sick, or at least make them want to throw up just thinking about eating whatever it is. Based off the fact that dogs can eat just about ANYTHING, including rotting meat, without getting sick.
"Wow, you're eating Lee's Chicken? You must have a stomach like a dog!"
by Koby_Fish March 23, 2008
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Stomp Fuck

The act of badly beating someone or something, often with your foot, brick, hammer, etc...
Dude, I left my truck in front of a bar and I came back to find that they Stomp fucked my truck beyond recognition
by Yucaipaguy909 March 14, 2011
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Stomach Patty

The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.
Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."
by McBetts October 25, 2012
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stomach to butt

the act of thrusting the hips back and forth while naked causing the genitals to swing like a pendulum alternately slapping the stomach and butt.

Usually performed by males though some females with ample piss flaps are capable of this exercise while some males regrettably, are incapable.
Mark broke the ice when he did the stomach to butt and got the party started.

I was shocked when Mary's mother did the stomach to butt at the wedding reception , her wizard sleeve looked like balls swinging.
by theanarchist July 21, 2013
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Stomach Quake

(Verb) A stomach ache that normally occurs at night after eating spicy food and entails waking up sweating with a knot in your stomach, requiring you to use the bathroom so often that eventually you will be rid of sleep.
"Last night I had the worst stomach quake. It must've been the spicy chicken sandwich I got from Checkers."
by TheDukeOfDutchesses June 21, 2016
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stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you
by littlejimmie December 17, 2019
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