Stache

Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.

That man is so stache!

Today was the stachiest day in my life!

by Jinglebells August 28, 2008

cooter stache

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip

Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!

by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008

sooch

refers to a smoothly shaved cooch

she's got a beautiful sooch

by me damnit December 19, 2005

faux-stache

A moustache that is only half-formed. Generally exists from ages 12-17 if not shaved. Also known as a mexi-stache.

Those kids down at the anime club sure love their faux-staches.

by Veal April 8, 2006

The Ginger Hitler Stache

Fucking a girl on her period then whipping your dick on her face to make the face of Hitler.

Bob: What did you do last night?

Tom: Gave my girl the Ginger Hitler Stache since she was on her period and didn't tell me!

by BucNasty89 November 2, 2011

sochi

1. Ghetto

2. Shambles

3. When conditions are in so terrible that it reminds you of the horrible conditions documented in the photos from the winter olympics in Sochi, Russia.

"I was up in her crib, shit was straight sochi b. No cable, no boxspring, mattress on the floor smh." --@desusnice

by franklinfromcharliebrown February 6, 2014

slochar

Noun. - One who claims to be a scholar, but is really a slacker, because they don't do their research or come to the wrong conclusions.

The historians who rate George W. Bush the worst U.S. president in history claim to be scholars, but they are really slochars.

by Curtis Rock May 5, 2006