Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)

Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.

by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt

Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted

by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023

Stirlinging

A word relating to Oliver Stirland, a nickname for an annoying member of the cadets.

That guy there was a real Stirlinging

by Ginger one October 2, 2023

Shipthing

Kinda friends with benefits but pet names involved. Kierstyn and Lupe.

Oh no, I’m in this shipthing with this girl.

by Princesskkkk November 1, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024

Stinting

Living inside an olive garden by hiding under the tables and stealing their unlimited breadsticks to keep yourself fed

Guy 1: Did you hear about Marvin's 2 week long stinting streak?
Guy 2: Yeah, apparently he only stopped because of his mother's funeral. He says he could have stayed in there for YEARS!

by StintingLover/OliveGardenSteal February 29, 2024