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Steven

A guy with a penis the size of a tic tac.
"I thought he was a DeShawn but he turned out to be a complete Steven."
by GleeshG March 16, 2017
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steven

a homophobic jerk who you shouldn't let date your best friend
"stay away from steven. he's no good."
by nutcracker June 24, 2016
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Steven

My son name is Steven. I hate him.
by Stellamay912 April 27, 2016
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steven

a brit on the inside and american on the inside, a boy who is made fun of all the time because he talks in a british accent. he gets it all the time, he plays guitar, actual guitar, not gitar hero. His code name is william wallace, and hes from bridgton whales, his best friend connor is his british friend whos code name is thomas. They often say to run away from the accents, but it just doesnt seem to work...... poor guys
omg! steven is a brit!
by askhgoasdgsdhdfajrfsgD October 9, 2008
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Steven

A man who is not known by his peers. Usually is used as a food supplier by girls and is non-existent.
Damn Steven, another food digger got you?
Who is Steven?
by helloo12312341231251 November 26, 2017
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Steven

Despite his rocking hot bod Steven is an absolute incel. He beats women and kids. He spits on puppies and stomps on kittens. And he’s a living fucking nick cage of the human population. Statistics have also shown that the most Stevens also have micropenises out of any other name. He’s great at being being a cumslurper and knows how to please a man with his 16 fingers because he’s a fucking deformed plague on the human race. He is the least favorite wank sock.
Why is every shitty pornstar always named Steven?

I fucking hate Steven so much.

God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??

I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.
by GUIpasta February 1, 2019
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Steven

Anyone name steven has a Katana dick
by Shalack November 1, 2019
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