Steve

An individual whom is blamed any time anything goes wrong, even if they have nothing to do with the present situation.

Person 1: “hey, we just ran out of all the canned sodas in the fridge.”

Person 2: “man fuck steve!”

by veggiebowl04 February 9, 2024

Steve

The name Steve depends all about the person. For example, not all Steve's are that bad. Take Steve Jobs for instance, (May he rest in peace) he was fine. But I definitely have met a couple dozen of Steve's that were the absolute worst goddamn motherf**kers in the history of all the earth. They were narcissistic, egocentric, homophobic, sexist, you name it. They were the type of people who would wank to two girls kissing. Absolute disgusting creeps. Then again, I have met a couple of steves who were loyal, empathetic, kind, the works. Basically the absolute opposite off the jagoffs I've met in my time. So if your name is Steve, and your pretty sure your not an A-Hole, your cool. We should hang out sometime and play video games like the broski's we are.

Ugh. That STEVE. What a jerk.
Hey Steve! Want to go to the arcade with us? We had a really fun time with you last time! Wow... That Steve... He's so cool!

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

Steve

A Minecraft character

oh look there's Steve going to punch a tree

by Hacker239283 February 21, 2024

Steve

The first gay man, who fucked Adam in the ass... and Adam lowkey loved it but preferred to stay in the closet. Eve was hysterical btw, but was glad that at least their kids never knew they had the first gay dad.

Bible thumper: The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
Adam: Well... err.. now that you mention it...!!

by Chico chico chico March 27, 2024

Steve

An unidentified coach or other person whom others expect that you are on a first name basis with when you in fact are not.

Who the fuck is Steve.

by lbprops April 14, 2024

Steve

Steve, Stivki, Stivy (steves), stiw or stiwy is a Polish slang word used in Minecraft. It is used to refer to a skinless player who can't afford a minecraft premium account (hence the name Steve since it is the default skin in Minecraft), in other words, a normie, noname, regular player or/and a noob.

- most of this server players are steve, they have no skill

by t00c00lforscho00l May 18, 2024

Steve

An idiot that is usually tall, bald and ugly as hell.

Wow! That dude is definitely a "Steve". He's even wearing a blue tuxedo! Who tf does that???

by Lor420 December 26, 2024