Statutory Rape Victim

Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.

He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.

by Rasnodar January 18, 2011

status: hood

To be a badass from the skreets, you got hood status. And damn, even Beyonce wants your nuts.

Beyonce says,
"If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier"

by ash dizzle March 2, 2005

Platinum status

The highest degree of hotness a man can achieve. When describing the obtainablility of said man platinum means not easy accessible. Four levels: Platinum, Gold, Silver and bronze

Mike is so hot he's platinum status! I wish I could sleep with him at the next party!

by Christina the durnkard December 2, 2007

Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...

Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".

by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021

thesis statement

An evil type of statement, invented by Satan himself, that is used in a formal essay that teachers assign to their students in order to make sure they meet their suffering requirements.

She worked so hard on her thesis statement, yet the teacher threw it in the garbage and burned it because it was trash.

by Amazing_llamas August 3, 2016

Status Filler

term used to describe the status update of one who is not witty enough to come up with an original thought, but instead fills in a song lyric or famous quote. "Status Fillers" are used by, but not limited to: bored college student, drunk sorority girl, Glenn Beck (all of Fox News actually), guidos, and all religions (they are most likely to quote something out of a fairy tale book)

"I have a dream" is a status filler

by RealSH September 16, 2010

Status Bomb

A Person, Place, Thing, or comment left on a facebook status update that completely kills off the topic prior to full development.

User: "Why do I get sick so often!?"

Bomber: Obscenity, involving an embarrassing moment, or just overall comment that nobody cares to add too.

"Prolly from all the man chowder!"

The topic is now dead, nice Status Bomb.

by iXist April 19, 2011