Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

by Darthfello November 25, 2017

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

lickitty split

leaving a place before anyone realizes you are gone, making a fast get-away.

leaving the scene of an accident or a party to get away before anybody notices you, like let's get away from this dull party lickitty split

by knubba May 18, 2014

Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.

Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.

by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!

Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022

splitting the boys

When guys pull their underwear up in the front to split their balls, one one each side. It's a wedgie from the front.

Look Mona I'm splitting the boys!!

by TC Man May 20, 2016

Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.

-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!

by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016