by The Baby Whale January 25, 2019
Get the Split knuckle mug.When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.
My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.
by Hunnysmax February 6, 2019
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by JMoregon March 27, 2008
Get the Split Her Pins mug.Boy, if you don't stop makin that noise, you gon get split to the white meat!
I can't drink tequila no mo...i get split to the white meat.
I can't drink tequila no mo...i get split to the white meat.
by muffinman sharah August 21, 2008
Get the split to the white meat mug.Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.
"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"
by Superman01 July 19, 2009
Get the Split arse mug.Refers to the female genitalia. As when the old guy goes to the doctor and his B/P is up and he blames it on the pretty “split-tails” in the office. Vulgar term.
“Doc, my pressure’s high because of all these pretty split-tails you got running around in this office.” (Actual quote) smh.
by Overstuffed December 13, 2018
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