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split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.
Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.
by Taciturn February 27, 2017
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Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020
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Shitnana split

When someone shits their panties with a thong on
Michelangelo during a chip and dale event created a shitnana split right on stage in front of everyone!
by Thecdone January 29, 2021
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split the dog

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day
by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019
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Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!
Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!
by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022
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splitting the boys

When guys pull their underwear up in the front to split their balls, one one each side. It's a wedgie from the front.
by TC Man May 20, 2016
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Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.
-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!
by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016
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