Splonky

The highest honour. The most based of people, the absolute expression of happiness for another person!

Yeah :) You too, you splonky

by The Turkish Conquester May 21, 2023

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

splinko

The splinko is a small creature that i used to describe in science class to describe circuits

guy 1: look at that splinko!
guy 2: i wonder what circuit this creature is a part of!
guy 1: hes part of that circuit board!

by Fluqxlexy September 29, 2023

splinker

a derogatory name for a person who does improv

Person 1: I don’t like Jake, he’s such a splinker.
Person 2: Woah dude, you can’t say that!

by jonahthefly January 29, 2024

Splinker

A slur used to describe college students who partake in improv.

Hey guys I can’t believe JSchlatt called us all splinkers.

by 7upinacup January 29, 2024

Slinkydome

The usage of a slinky as a condom.

We didn't have any condoms, so our only option was to slinkydome

by DieRiseFan72 November 26, 2023

Slinky gram

A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause

Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram

by Jojomojo December 7, 2023