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Spittin Randies

The act of one randomly jizzing in their pants. It doesn't matter if this person is alone, sees a lady with great ideas, or in a circle of men (if your into that).
Remember that one girl we met last night? I'm spittin randies just thinking about her.
by Sir Spits a lot..of randies August 3, 2010
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splitting wigs

To crack a muthafucka's head wide open.
If shit don't change around here, I'm gonna start splitting wigs up in this bitch!!
by Mandye Mayhem August 3, 2017
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House-Sitting

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.
Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!
by snarky56 June 22, 2009
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Sitting on a wet log

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.
You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.
by Wetlogger August 26, 2013
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Shitting up a storm

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.
Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.
by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018
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Spittin’ Gorilla Fire

Spittin’ Gorilla Fire
Meaning when a rapper goes extremely hard in the studio spitting their rap lyrics.
When a rap Artist puts their mind in a gorilla-mode Spitting straight fire.
Person: That new Rapper is

SpittinGorilla Fire on his new song.
by MillYentei DYSlick January 24, 2021
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Reverse Shitting

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.
The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.
by Zromelussy dealership January 7, 2023
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