skanking off

when one of your friends ditches you at a party to leave with some guy they just met, without telling you.

Next thing I knew, she went skanking off with some guy in a plaid shirt.

by tonidanza November 18, 2009

spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 5, 2011

Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

butt spankin izz

An informal way of complimenting or referring to something big or significant. Particularly something fun, adventurous, or mechevious.

"Hey Chris. You ready to take that rough and unstable car on a 1000 mile road trip!?"
"Yeah man! It's gonna be a butt spankin izz!"

"Dude! You should of seen these cops chase this car going 90mph on the freeway! It was a real butt spankin izz!"

by pnwaccord June 20, 2017

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

spanging

how i make my living

"top of the morning to you, skum. hey, lets go spange for some beer.."

by gutter girl September 26, 2004

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008