A pale, spectacle wearing, dead-eyed husk of a man with the body of a pre-pubescent
boy. Can be be found on Twitter, orbiting
obese feminists with daddy issues, defending their honour and proclaiming their
feminist credentials , all while succumbing to the Dunning-Kruger effect while waging their online war against differing
opinion in the vain belief that Twitter, and by extension themselves, are politically relevant to wider society.
Physically the soyboy resembles two other species of the genus, the neckbeard and incel.despite denying they have anything in common, and are clearly just as resentful towards those they might call 'conseeervative or centrist, while their incel brethren would use the labels Chad or Stacy,; Functioning adults with jobs,
sex lives and hobbies other than playing videogames. All three are tainted by a stench of fungus and
cheese from poor hygiene, low testosterone and muscle mass, and dead eyes from all of the antidepresssants they're on.
The soy
boy's appearance also has another unfortunate effect of getting them confused for kiddyfiddlers, as they share a common look and style.
As a precaution, most
parents of young children give these specimens a wide berth.
Horatio; get that weirdo away from the
school gates!
Gulliver; It's difficult to tell if he's a kiddyfiddler or just another
greasy soy
boy at war with his own existence.
