Foot Soup

When your feet become so sweaty you're shoes absorb all sweat, resulting in soaked footwear. This is a common problem when not wearing socks in closed-toe footwear.

I forgot to bring socks in my gym bag and now I've made some hella rank foot soup!

by Anyoldname September 27, 2015

soup hamper

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut the soup hamper, will ya?!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

shower soup

When a person is taking a shower and proceeds to shit down the drain until the shower floods with brown water.

"Where's Adam?"
"He's making shower soup."
"Jesus, not shower soup."

by Sexybeast1948 June 18, 2019

Soup Belly

The feeling of ecstasy one feels after completing a fulfilling meal of soup, making one completely relaxed.

I'm staying in tonight, I have Soup Belly and I'm good to go.

by Fitty4ex July 16, 2007

miso soup

Soup made from miso paste. Includes other tasty ingredients like nori and tofu. It is a delicious soup.

Miso soup is the shit

by a5678 September 8, 2005

soup chicken

Older than a cougar or a MILF but still within boning range, a soup chicken is a somewhat fit divorcee or widow that is clearly on the gun lap of her sexual marketability.

The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken

Dude, dig that soup chicken in the leopard print tights!

Yeah, she's a soup chicken, but I'd rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day!

Better bring some lube on your date, bro, that soup chicken's probably a tad dry.

by the gumada man May 9, 2008

crackhead soup

n. 1. Used as slang in prisons to describe Ramen noodles which are priced so cheap and are so easy to make, that even crackheads can purchase and prepare them.

"I got a crate of crackhead soups for only $1.00 at commissary this week!"

by TheWarlock May 18, 2005