Second Hand Dick Breath

When you share saliva though sharing a drink, kissing, licking etc. With one of the persons sucking dick earlier passing that dick breath to the other person causing second hand dick breath.

John: Me and my mom used to share drinks together when we were little.
Jace: You know your mom used to suck a lot of dick right? That means you have second hand dick breath.

by YourBoiSkinyPenis October 22, 2016

Sconnie Slip Up

The term sconnie slip up can be used to denote unfortunate events that happened in either a state of confusion, the state of Wisconsin, or both.

I heard cousin Donnie had a sconnie slip up with Nancy; she asked for the cheese curd but he gave her the brat.

by gilman_god January 22, 2019

nanolympic second

nanolympic second (noun): the irrationally and unreasonably short period of time in which a casual or even first-time observer of obscure Olympic sports will become convinced that he or she has mastered the subtle nuances and intricacies of the sport to the point where he or she believes to be able to speak authoritatively about said sport.

Jane: Ooooh, that form break on her inward two and a half is probably going to cost our diver a medal.

Fred: Well, it seems it’s to have only taken you all of a nanolympic second to become a preeminent authority on diving, which is pretty amazing since you haven’t seen someone so much as fall into a pool in your entire life.

by grynch22 August 8, 2012

silent second

When you poop without making a sound

I could hear a pin drop but yet didn't even hear your silent second.

by IBAWS January 11, 2016

mad scone

Any person that is Mad and does not give a fuck about anything or anybody

He was a Mad scone when Tina did not come over

by smith19 October 5, 2016

30 second unskippable ad

One of the single most annoying things about YouTube. They always come to ruin our video watching sessions, showing content we aren't interested in. With no skip button and being 30 seconds long, it is almost always essential to have AdBlock enabled so you never have to watch another ad again. Oh, and they also say 'Video will play after ad' where the skip button should be.

While I was watching some video vlogs on YouTube, I came across a 30 second unskippable ad on YouTube with no skip button at all. I kept refreshing the page, but all I got was ad after ad after ad.

by thecargeek09 September 6, 2017

military second

a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.

person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*

everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust

by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018