golden snitch

In hindsight, a better term for a great pussy.

Me: dude... guess what i caught last night?
Jordan: please not an STD
Me: haha no you jackass, i caught Sarah's golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.

by umbels February 4, 2010

Snitch weasel

One who does very sneaky or sly things under peoples noses goes against the moral code of society. Can be categorized by a snitch scope, beak, talons, hooves. Another word to disguise Jew to cover up for dropping those hard js. Swiper from Dora the Explorer

That little snitchweasel stole my shoes he left his snitch weasel talons on the scene of the crime.
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope

by MyGute December 15, 2010

Dry Snitching

Indirectly telling an authority figure or interested person who might have been involved in the incident the authority figure or interested person is curious about. It's not "pointing the finger" but more or less telling them as if they already know or as if they are clue less.

On the phone with your "bro" while you're in jail and your "bro" says, "DUDE! I can't believe you did that! Remember that time when you shot that gun on 19th ave?" That is called DRY SNITCHING!

by CorruptedTheKarupt October 14, 2011

Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019

Ditch and Snitch

The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge

Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

rap snitches

The phenomena of rappers accidently (or intentionally) exposing themselves for a crime they have committed through the lyrics of their music, often in gangster rap. The term was especially popularized by the song "Rap Snitches Knishes" by MF DOOM.

Rap Snitches: free my boy, he ain't do nothing wrong (except rob a bank at gunpoint on December 23rd, 2011)

by colosse March 7, 2023

Ass-snitch

An ass-snitch is someone who is an asshole and a snitch, meaning, they snitch on you, but lie about what they are snitching on you for, resulting in you getting in more trouble.

Victim of ass-snitching: "I spilled my soda behind the couch, but I cleaned it up."

Ass-snitcher: *Runs to a parent* "Hey! Mom, he poured his soda behind the couch!"
Victim of ass-snitching: "You ass-snitch! I cleaned it up, and it spilled on accident..."

Ass-snitcher: "He's lying, I had to clean it up."

by anguished.demon June 8, 2019