Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.
I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.
by Mattoland March 12, 2017
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Alley Snatch

1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.

2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.

My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.

I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
by Dick Onchin September 21, 2020
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Snatch Mullet

Like the original "mullet" business in the front, party in the back design. The snatch mullet consists of abnormally long pubic hair at the lowest portion of the vagina, beside the lips, flowing back to the anus, with a teased, short perm around the clitorous.
I was gonna go down on Linda, but pillow pants jumped out of her snatch mullet!
by fubar1234567 January 26, 2011
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snatch diving

'My jaw hurts, i was up all night snatch diving.'
'Fancy a spot of snatch diving?'
by James And Stuey June 14, 2008
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snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.
1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!
by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018
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Dragon Snatch

When a girl queefs and it stinks like dragon breath. Halitosis of the cunt. A pussy that smells like a rotting corpse in the summer. Rancid snatch.
As soon as she peeled off her panties, the whole room became filled with Dragon Snatch.
by Inspector Vaget December 08, 2018
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tuna snatch

An insult that can be used when a woman's snatch smells like tuna due to neglect or maybe even overuse
"Damn why does the cougar bar smell like a fish market?"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"
by tuna69 October 20, 2011
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