slappin' salamis

when 2 males will slap their cocks against each other.
first one to get an erection loses.

You wanna go try some slappin' salamis?
Nah, i know ill lose ;)

by Javier McWoo January 6, 2008

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

Slappin the go go stick

Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.

Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"

by NATHANBOGTROTER November 16, 2010

Suburb Swapping

Moving from one suburb to another

i did sum suburb swapping in my life

by CavZzZ March 11, 2006

banana swapping

the deceitful act of taking another's nice yellow banana off the counter at work & replacing it with your old brown over-ripe one.
If caught, trying to pass it off as an innocent mistake.

Rob: yo Laurie!.... did you take my banana dude?

Laurie: Oh... I must have, I knew I brought a banana in today, I thought that one was mine.

Rob: fuck you... you did not, I am getting sick & tired of your banana swapping!

Les: yeah!

by Lester's TCBBQ January 12, 2009

the snappening

The leak of > 200.000 pictures and videos from Snapchat, in late 2014. "The Snappening" is believed to be a collection of snaps, collected by third party app's, that were able to save the non saverable content, sent through Snapchat.

- Hi bro. Did you see the pictures in "the snappening"?

- Yeah man. There were many pictures of my junk, but luckily none of them with my face on.

by Shase October 13, 2014