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ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
by craig john November 10, 2006
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Salami smuggler

Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..
Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks
by Skippyq September 23, 2020
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Butt smuggler

A infant found on the bus that carries marijuana or usually methamphetamine packages in their anal passage. Usually found with a discrepant looking mother in a underfunded stroller. Between the ages of 0-24 months often found smelling of sickly sweet poop.
You find butt smugglers to sell your drugs for you on any major transit access
by Cody5050 May 27, 2023
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Nickel Smuggler

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"
by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011
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cock smuggler

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.
by anonymous November 19, 2022
mugGet the cock smugglermug.

SMUGGLER

There are race on there own world who side with any race who wishes to control Arrakis Mikel can go house Atradies and I'll go the Smugglers it's on game on okay be nice to them I want to implement fair trade with him on the Worm Planet Arrakis we shall be watching and side as we please
SMUGGLER: AFFIMATIVE
by 201HH April 8, 2024
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Marmasset Smuggler

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.
Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.
by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008
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