A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
by craig john November 10, 2006
Hey man. I’ve got a Tibetan Smuggler in my pocket, let’s spark it up!
I’m so blazed man! That Tibetan Smuggler was fat!
I’m so blazed man! That Tibetan Smuggler was fat!
by pilgrim_fiend May 08, 2012
Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.
When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.
by SuperXY January 02, 2014
1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022
by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023
by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020