smoodie

The object one uses to remove wrinkles from clothing

"That bitch hit me in the head with a smoodie, the thing you get your clothes smood with" origin - the show cops

by Trey Nichols January 9, 2008

Smudge

Smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. When the poo is frozen it is then used for bum sex.

Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.

by Adam Daff April 15, 2011

Slouds

Whenever a snail is stepped on, they rise to their own little heaven and rest on the Slouds (slimey clouds) =

"OMG i just killed a snail!"
"dont worry, he'll sleep on the Slouds tonight..."

by BaconMcSandwhich July 5, 2009

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

smold

One really fucked up human being.

Dont be a smold about it

by smolderingcarcass March 16, 2016

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

Smood

Another name for a cigarette, indigenous to Southern Ontario and Western Canada (Alberta)

Guy 1: what're we doing tonight ??
Guy 2: WORSHIPING SMOODS OF COURSE!!

by Douglord September 19, 2009