SMASHING

The act of replying to any question in a quick neck turn and wierd face. Related to Nigel thornberrys favorite response.

SMASHING.

How was your day today?

*quickly turns around with ugly face* SMASHING.

by HerpDerpBox July 26, 2014

Smishing

An illogical Action.

When a persons actions go beyond logical thought processes

If someone is trying to cook an egg in a cold frying pan then they are smishing because it is illogical to cooking in a cold pan

by nomeD08 June 16, 2009

stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.

Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."

by Tu-vi January 1, 2009

Sloshing it

Sloshing it - A word used to described someone in a sitting position, who gets so comfortable no muscles are being used.

"Man Rob's just drunk off his head"..
"Yea he's been Sloshing it all night"

by DummySpit October 13, 2009

smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.

"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!

by martymar April 16, 2011

Smashing-reef

Smoking weed

Mark: "Did you hear about John?" Jessica: "Naw" Mark: "He got 2 years for smashing-reef"

by Truthonsomenonsense June 10, 2011

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011