toot smack

when you smack someone in the face with a loud toot. this is the best way to make someone the toot of the town

when jimmy was tying his shoes scott walked over and toot smacked him in the face.

by GR33N-H3LL July 16, 2006

dummy smack

A smack used on people that have just said something ignorant, uncreative, just plain stupid, etc.
A person that is so stupid that they deserve a smack.

.......................................................................................dummy smack.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

Pinata Smack

Someone who is out line and being a total douche and is in dire need of "Enlightment and Understanding"

You grab the person,(whoever) Tie a rope around their waist, hoist them over a tree limb, and smack the hell out of 'em with broom -handles like a 'Pinata'

dude#1: Whoa! Dan was way out of line today
dude#2: No doubt,he's definitely is in need of a Pinata Smack

by richerpaumade October 28, 2010

Smack my Meat

to do the act of masturbation

what you doin' tonight?

Shit, i'm gonna Smack my Meat!!!

by Demario Smith May 31, 2007

Smack Attack

A person you encounter whom is so irritating, you develop an insatiable urge to smack them uncontrollably with both hands at a rapid pace.

Dude! You spilled my soda! Chill out You Smack Attack!

by Rodericks June 27, 2008

Smaciarz Copter

sexual position in which the man does a hand stand will the girl is giving him a blow job, then they both spin until they take flight.

Guy: "so last night me and Becky tried the Smaciarz Copter."

by fnhmn January 25, 2009

techno smack

English slang for the drug ketamine which is widely used in the underground techno scene. This is because it has somewhat addictive properties (though no where near the level of smack aka heroin) and if you take too much you pass out and k-hole, like you would on Heroin.

Techno smack is killing the scene!

by tektektekno May 30, 2006