slump

to kill

my gun accidentally went off and dude was slumped.

by bruce October 16, 2001

slump buster

A freshman college girl, who starts the year as a cute beer guzzler at the local fraternity party; who then becomes 20 lbs heavier and willing to go home with any guy who needs a piece of ass.

Everybody has the hook up tonight, I need to get the slump buster over here to take care of my business.

by SPEKick May 2, 2006

slumped

1) when you are having intercourse with an opposite sex, and you take your penis out and beat the shit out her face(males only)

2)when you randomly go up to someone and punch them in the nose or mouth causing them to say "what the fuck was that for"

i.e.1 Guy1: When I was fuckin that bitch last night, i slumped the shit outta her
Guy2: Werd

i.e2 Guy:I slumped your mom in and out of bed last night

by hjrt July 7, 2007

slump skull

Can be defined in two ways:

1. The act of getting skull from an inexperienced girl.
2. One with there brain on E

1. Bitch: emm, u taste good
Juice: shut up and keep bobbing for scrotum sauce
Bitch: should i lick the balls.
Juice: ah man!(shaking head)

by Juice Pimp June 22, 2004

Slump Season

The awkward phase in between Halloween and Thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. This period of time also overlaps with Cuffing Season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. Your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. Literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.

“Hey man, wanna hang out?”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”

by Eggs with Legs November 7, 2017

slump

A huge hit or blow usually to the side of the face or lower gut, by a fist or heavy object including; a trashcan, 2x4, or baseball bat. Most often occurs when something outrageous or annoying is said.

Joe: Guys, coming to this opera was the best idea ever! Musicals are fantastic!

Cam & Robbie: *SLUMP*
what a fucktard.

by slumpmaster2 February 16, 2009

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005