smokey

1) A verb to describe oral fellatio
2) Or my nickname, but not because I get head...because I love teh pot

That bitch was hookin him up with some smokey right as I turned on the light, damn slut!

by Christopher Thomas Morgan July 29, 2003

smokey

Sexiest male forumer at www.interestingnonetheless.com that all the guys want to be and all the girls want to fellate.

That's Smokey, I want to be him.

That's Smokey, I want to fellate him.

by Definately not Smokey October 28, 2003

Smokey hole

Liquid fire causing a burning sensation of the spinchter.

Jenny ate some jalepeno poppers last night and this morning she has the post-consumption smokey hole.

by Two Knives Tan October 15, 2008

Smokey Mountains

When there is a hookah, or other smoking object, going around a room and someone is sitting in the circle and forgot to wear a belt. When another member of the group notices that they have half of the ass hanging out of their pants the member proceeds to blow the smoke down their friends pants. Therefore creating smokey mountains.

Look kyle, sadie over there isnt wearing a belt. I know steve we should go over there annd give her a smokey mountains.

by Ben-Lemons-Fan January 25, 2011

smokey

A term used to describe when someone is lying

Person A: No, I didn't get drunk last night.
Person B: Man, it's getting smokey in here.

by jordanma September 23, 2007

Smokey the Bear

A man lights his partners pubes on fire and stomps them out. then, he places his genitals into her mouths and begins moving back and forth vigorously while lighting small patches of her hair on fire and punching them out.

I thought i was going to die after getting a Smokey the Bear from that guy last night...but it sure was fun!

by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009

slonkey

a dick!

not many people like to underestimate their own slonkeys, only the ones of others.

by leopardhead December 12, 2009