Dick Slit

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!

Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023

Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023

Sissy slit

The vagina of a post-op trans woman (derogatory)

Yo Stacy, your sissy slit looks better than the real deal, damn!

by Oooblywoobly September 12, 2023

Slit Palmer

Another word for a "rock climber"

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.

by BwuhBwuh September 30, 2023

slit

cut your wrists/selfharm

person 1: “atleast i have a father”
person 2: “slit”

by luhvtuls October 3, 2023

Slit-nick

(Basically real son of a bitch, worse than a motherfucker; might as well be racist against any race... it's an insult of the highest value. If your worst enemy wanted to insult you they would think twice to use the term slit-nick, that's how insulting it is. You don't want to ever be called a slit-nick, by anybody, ever.

"You slit-nick son of a bitch"

by Wampusss November 13, 2020