Shank

verb

slang for pretending to pull down one of your friend's pants for the lulz. Common on the East Coast of the US. Originated in North Carolina

My friend shanked me haha

by NCgary June 8, 2011

shank and gank

to shank someone (beat them up) then gank them (steal from them). in other words, mugging some one

yo lets go shank and gank that mother fucker in the alley over there.

by joey3953945 May 25, 2006

Shank

As in golf when the golfer misses the intended target,too in vaginal intercourse the target is missed.While in the missionary position during the intensity of the moment if the males back stroke is to great it can result in a missed target.Instead of the penis re-entering the pussy the penis enters the females anus.Unlike golf the shanker might get delight from it.

Two co-workers {Mike and Harry}at the water cooler monday morning."Mike what did you do this weekend"?"I went golfing"."How did you do"?"I would've done o.k. but I Shanked it on the 9th hole"."That sucks"."So how about you what did you get into this weekend Harry"?"I shanked one too"."Oh yea,did you go golfing too"?"Na,me and the old lady was fuckin and I messed up my back stroke and buried it in her ass".Harry and Mike high five each other.

by The Shankmister March 29, 2011

Shank You

Something that some girls say instead of thank you, thinking that it makes them sound cool when really they sound like an idiot. Most often used by the teenage girls who are materialistic and bitchy.

This picture is so cute! I love you!

Aw shank you!
I take back what I said. You're an idiot.

by trafosdrow June 19, 2010

AIDS Shank

When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.

Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.

by NK-Penne December 27, 2011

anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.

I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure

by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014

slanky

Tall and skinny person

Andrei Kirilenko is so slanky

by Belannie May 4, 2009