Sadsack

A person who goes by a false name. Works at a company where he is just an extension and likes to think of himself as a Loner where he is infact just a social reject with friends.

Ryan Campbell AKA Ruan Lategan is the biggest sadsack I know! He even makes Eyore look happy

by Extension 4040 May 10, 2011

sladam

A word used to describe an extreme or abrupt change in state-of-being.

The sudden explosion of volatile liquids, falling off a rather high ledge and impacting the earth below, a collision of a vehicle at a high rate of speed with another object of equal or greater mass. The sensation of frosty liquid refreshment hitting the back of your throat on a hot summer day.

by Shay "Thirst" January 3, 2005

Slade

A dumb poopiehead who is not cute, smart, athletic, handsome, or hot, but somehow attracted the hottest dude.

Ew, look at Slade over there what a dumb poopiehead.

by xxxtentacleninja April 25, 2020

slaisan

A slutty asian.

Guy 1: "Dude, that Asian girl gave handjobs to pretty much every guy at Bob's party last night."

Guy 2: "Man, she's such a Slaisan!"

by that_one_guy_at_that_one_bar March 26, 2009

slade

a person who chooses peaceful generosity wisely.

I have class, otherwise I would slade and take you out on a proper date.

by Thewishofjoy September 2, 2017

Sadsturbation

Masturbation while sad

A: Hey Dude, send some nudes
B: Take it, its your crush's
"sadsturbation intensifies"

by Sarkar33 July 4, 2020

soups and salads

another term for masturbation

"hey how'd you get that white stuff on your apron?"

"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."

by fairedepipi April 9, 2007