Skate bite

An imaginary force that crumbles all men who are effected by it. It comes up at the most INCONVENIENT time and send you writhing to the bench. Once thought to be used by vagina boys who don't want to do anything and need an excuse, it is now know to be a serious medical condition.

Common side effects include..

-Random hits to the head
-Sudden outburst at reefs
-Pointless tempor tantrums
-Loud winces

Not a vagina boy - "Aye why are you not on the ice?"
Vagina boy-*looking up wincing* "mannn I got hella skate bite!"

by Crumbling Mentos January 11, 2019

sad skate

When you’re feelin low an you need to get out and cruise to free your mind.

Bryce hit a sad skate after Andrea ghosted his needy ass.

by Kushlossus of Klout November 9, 2020

skate nerd

A skater that is so obsessed with skateboarding he eats, breaths, and sleeps skating As By downloading Podcasts, video and rating other skaters on who they skate.

You look up skateboard videos on youtube. Your such a skate nerd

by Urban Fro Ninja November 18, 2007

Ice skating

Winter entertainment for nonces

Hardeep was very excited about his trip to Disneyland, but found it was closed for Christmas so had to go ice skating instead.

by Dorian Gray January 6, 2007

Ice skating

Carpet surfing with a frigid ho

Vinny wanted to go down on Laura in the train bathroom but she was so uptight that it ended up being like ice skating.

by Dorian Gray January 6, 2007

ice skating

Another word for giving a blow job

Girl 1: So what did you and Bobby do last night?

Girl 2: Oh, nothing much. We just went ice skating

by TealTwizzlers May 20, 2010

SKATE BUM

noun- also Sk8 Bum. an enthusiast of skateboarding, esp. one who gives it priority over work. usually enjoys alcohol on a regular basis. often in the company of a SKATE BABE.
commonly associated with the motto : BOARDS, BOOZE, AND BABES.

that guy parties all night and skates all day, he's a damn SKATE BUM!

by Mike DAMMIT November 11, 2009