Shmitty

A shmitty is an old perverted man that has not showered in days, smells rancid, and touches himself in public

Little Girl 1: Look at that Shmitty Mommy!

Little Girl 2: Yea, he's a shmitty, i see him touching his private parts!

Mother: Let's go he's creeping me out....

by heheheheheheh4545 December 4, 2016

samit

An unfunny wannabe celeb who listens to Pink Floyd.

omg he's so cool he should try standup, such a Samit

dude his personality trait is listening to music, what a Samit

by rajabeta April 6, 2020

pro-Semitic

Relating to or characterized by pro-Semitism; equally loving or respecting all Semitic

“Gandhi was pro-Semitic in his belief that everyone was equal in relation to God.”

by prosemite April 9, 2015

Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Bob and Jeff at the same time: wow that’s cool
Bob: no way, great minds think similarly!

by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020

Simida

When you see a pengaleng ting in South Korea

*Alex glances across the train carriage and fixates eyes on a questionable pengaleng*

Alex: "Simida"?
Friend 1: "Simidaaaaaaa"
Friend 2: "Si..mi...daaaa"
Friend 1 + 2: "Simidadadadadadaddaa"

by Blodclot69 June 15, 2016

semitrans

When you transition into your assigned sex at birth, because we aren’t born with our gender

Tommy: “I think I’m going to transition to a boy”

Julia: “but weren’t you already a boy?”

Tommy: “no, we aren’t born a gender, that’s something we discover as we grow older”

Julia: “wait so you’re trans?”

Tommy: “no, I’m semitrans”

by I’m a random persons lolzies March 8, 2021