Side Burns

A manly beastly facial hair which protrudes along the face downwards.

by MAtt Lawson May 6, 2003

angle side side

a non-existent theorem in geometry that you can use to piss your teacher off.

student: do we have to know the angle side side theorem for the test?
teacher: i think you mean angle angle side.
student: geometry can kiss my angle side side.

by hudo January 20, 2010

CT Side Saddle

While hittin' it from the back, subtly plop the hand onto the lower back/upper right butt cheek. As you are reaming her fuck tunnel, slowly insert your thumb into her butthole. Make an inward to outward motion until you are knuckle deep and massage.

CT: "I just executed the CT side saddle."
?: "Knuckle deep?!"
CT: "Knuckle deep!"

by Speedracer19 April 21, 2010

sideburn creep

The imperceptably slow advancement of sideburns.

Somehow Billy's sideburns just kept getting longer, even though he always shaved right up to them. It wasn't intentional, but before he knew it he looked like a 1971 Cincinnati bartender. Sideburn creep had claimed another victim.

by Tyrannorabbit May 30, 2009

one sided love

when your in love with someone who is either in love with someone else or not you. basically only one of the two people have romantic feelings for one.

one sided love is heartbreaking

by Bruhduddles June 9, 2018

Side Piece day

February 15th The day men take there side piece(the other girl he is dating on the side) out as if it were Valentines day.

Tommy bought 2 bouquets of Roses One for his girlfriend on Valentines day and one for his side piece on side piece day.

by Onblast! March 2, 2011

side meat

Slabs of meat taken specifically from the sides of a pig, practically a staple in the deep south. May be smoked and cured, in which case it becomes known as bacon, or salted, in which case it is known as salt pork. Sometimes referred to as "side pork," as well, it is an indispensable ingredient for the southern dish of boiled greens.

"Side meat" was mentioned numerous times in John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath," a story of an Oklahoma family who left home during the Dustbowl years to work in the fruit picking industry in California.

Fry up that side meat, ma - I'm starvin'!

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006