Shotgun to the MAX

When someone calls shotgun, show them the power of Shotgun to the MAX.

Applies in all cases that shotgun could be used but trumps it due to judicious usage of to the MAX.

No need to be quick, but you must be prepared to back it up with physical violence and/or uncomfortable personal contact.

Shotgun
I already called it
When?
Just now, Shotgun to the MAX
WTF??!!
You heard me
Fuck off, I'm not paying that
You keep talking like a bitch, I'm going to slap you like a bitch
...

by 1000YearsOfCivilisation November 24, 2010

Shotgun Feltch

When someone bends down to perform a Feltch, the other person then farts the semen out of their ass and into the other person's face, much like a shotgun blast. This is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.

I can't get off these days unless I Shotgun Feltch a catholic priest.

by Harold Ramis July 13, 2009

hot bullets of shotgun

A lethal weapon.

You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!

by dj gs68 August 21, 2003

shit shotgun

to yell at someone and make them feel afraid and worthless

"Man, the Sarge came in last night and gave Williams both barrels of the shit shotgun for fucking up"

by ArmyDave September 24, 2006

mexican shotgun

when a car has a seat in the middle of the front row between the drives seat and shotgun.

A: "miguel I call shotgun in your gardening truck.

B: ok fernando, I call mexican shotgun.

by smcforlife October 10, 2004

Shotgun shooter

The sweetest little babe you ever laid your eyes on. So sweet that her stare will shoot you down like a shot gun.

Dang that shotgun shooter dunn gone shot me down yo!!!

by The little babe that could February 11, 2009

shotgun

1 To lay claim to the front passenger seat, you call shotgun.

2 lay claim to something else, particularly in reference to something sordid, such as a preferred orafice, before anyone else.

Shotgun!

Shotgun the mouth!

by Evil Lord Satan April 20, 2005