shortie

alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!

Look at that shortie, you know he has to be a total bitch.

by marecare September 28, 2005

shortii

a girl at school who is normally very short

mel (shortii) a small girl at your school

by shortii mel March 19, 2008

shortie

A girl who claims she knows more about cars than guys, even though she totaled 2 cars already. She is too short to go karting, yet she thinks she's cool.

Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.

by asd007 October 15, 2010

shortie

Small black girl from Birmingham. Spends her days listening to loud rnb music and offending her room mates at Uni. One half of Pinky and the Brain.

"Shortie, say what's your price, just to back it up, you can hold my ice"

by Senita Rani-Robinson May 8, 2005

Shorting

The act of tall women hunting for short men for sex.

The girls and I from the basket ball team had shorting on their mind!

by GW Bush 13 January 5, 2019

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

Shortin

A kind of slang thats been made famous by Slick Gamer...making a phrase shorter by cutting the words and putting it in one

English: Lets get crazy drunk on friday
Slang: Lets get crunk on last day
Shorting: Legget crunk on lazzay

by Lil' Shuffl3r November 11, 2007