facebook baby shield

the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.

A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.

by wazupyo June 3, 2010

Shibert

some random word that could be inserted into just about any sentence to make the sentence better

you are a shibert
stop shiberting

come shibert me
"your mom died" "oh shibert"
you are so shibertly stupid

by pixzy March 3, 2021

shideways

verb, or verb-descriptive noun

To pass solid waste whilst positioned at a 90 degree orientation (vertical axis) to the accepted normal for the aforementioned activity.

To take a dump sideways.

1) I caught brian on film taking a shideways.

2) BRB: shideways

by Double-O-Denim March 15, 2004

Shape of You

An overplayed song that was made by Ed Sheeran. Although it was made in January, it still plays on radio stations as if it started to get popular yesterday.

I'm in love with the shape of you, we push and pull like a magnet do.

by A slave to adults July 12, 2017

shape up

its a "line up" but in bk where im from its a shape up, jus shapin up the front sides and back of ur hair cut, no fade jus a usin the small clippers to shape up the around ur head and gettin those tight side burns.

(to barber):yo let me get a shape up, no fade jus a shape up.

by juan aka the crazy May 22, 2005

Shield

The female in a group of mates at the clubs who is usually fat ugly or both that has no chance of getting the D so she does everything in her power to stop her mates from getting any too.

David: Ronan was dancing with a fly honey last night nek minnit he for attacked her meat axe shield.

Sam: oooosh

by Bigdgtownnz June 6, 2013

gone pear-shaped

When something has 'gone pear-shaped', it means something has gone wrong or not according to plan.

My barbeque has gone pear-shaped - nobody has bothered to turn up.

by Anne-Marie June 29, 2004