Dick Shelf

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

by FishHookers February 24, 2008

Sheft

to be stabbed used with words such as: splashed wetted chinged ching

boy1 : you know eman got sheft last week
boy2 : oh shit dats peak

by Bjekdjnflsfjsl June 3, 2018

shefag

Female homosexual. A female who enjoys getting it on with the meat curtains and jubblies.

"There's a shefag in your closet."

by Surjj. September 29, 2009

Sheffield Wednesday

Pride of yorkshire and always will be, whatever leeds televison and look leeds say. Enermies of the scum (sheff u), dingles (barnsley), cheaterfield and toytown (rovrum), forever envious of us from S6

"we'll never be mastered by those scum B*****DS, we'll keep the blue flag flying high

by blueunwhitetillidie December 13, 2004

shelf life

(similar to one existing def.-but expanded!)

length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'

-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!

a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!

that babes' shelf life is increasingly SHORT!

his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.

the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...

the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!

by michael foolsley July 4, 2012

shefti kooshty

This was a word made up by dandy. It came from the football player Shefti Kuqi, but he said 'kooshty' instead of Kuqi. It quickly caught on. It means 'ok', 'cheers' or 'good'.

joe "i have bought you a new t-shirt"
dandy "shefti kooshty"

by will7 July 20, 2006

Sheffers

something amazing and indescribably outstanding-something that needs to be seen.

"Hey, did you see 5 Seconds Of Summer in concert?"
"Yeah, it was absolutely sheffers"

by Kirstttthanssss June 21, 2016