Shart

Portmanteau word.
A combination of the words "shit" and "art".
Can be used surreptitiously or in a blatant manner.

Tracy Emin: Hey, what do you think of my new sculpture? I call it "My Bed". Pretty cool, huh?

Me: It's most definitely a work of shart.

by debaseme. August 18, 2010

sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

by Ishatmyself June 5, 2010

sharte

when people named aaron are wrong.

my little brother aaron is so fucking dumb. he sharted today.

by ienjoysharte February 23, 2019

shart

noun: a fart that when it begins coming out, is apparently sneaking a friend out with it. Most of the time it is detected and stopped, but not always.

I was excercising and had to fart, I sharted and had to leave the gym.

by Extremejutsu June 5, 2013

Shart

Fart or poop

Nessa sharted all over josh's face -well that didn't age well if you don't know what happened so basically nessa got with jaden yupppp I know tbh mads and josh should get together anyways bye WAIT that is so toxic um bye!!

by zleiraz April 19, 2021

Shart

A wet fart. Usually made with a squishing or dirty sound. Usually occurs when one "forces" a reluctant poot. Really bad when you are wearing shorts as the product of the said "wet fart" runs down your legs leaving brown, green, or yellow streams. Smells range from pure poo to a rotten egg smell. Embarassing, trust me. Basically you shit yourself. If you can't fart don't force it. Instant regret.

When is a fart not a fart? When it is a shart!

by SilkTieSpecial June 17, 2018

Shart

A shot of tequila with a prune in it.

We'll take a round of shards.

I feel great! All I had to drink last night were sharts.

by Mothaphlippin July 9, 2019