Sharmin

to be demanding

to 'sharm' : to demand an object or action

Sharm me that wine bottle braaaaa

Im sooo sharmin for a backrub right now.

My wife is sharmin me for a new lounge suite

by mb jacobs November 8, 2007

sharking

To sneak up on an unsuspecting woman in public or on the train and ejaculate on her. Popular in Japan.

I saw a video of sharking and half of it was the woman cleaning her hair, until she got sharked again.

by mikeydangerous May 5, 2009

Sharking

When a couple is sleeping, the guy starts to cuddle the girl in his sleep, and she gets woken up by "something" poking into her side.

Girl: Ugh, I got horrible sleep last night. My boyfriend kept sharking me awake.

by >.<...>.<...>.< May 5, 2009

Sharking

(v) Recently discovered, the Universal Studios shark from the Jaws tourist photo op has the ability for skilled annual pass holders to go inside the shark for their photo. Most tourists will stop and go "ooooh!!!" since the majority of people stick their head into the shark or stand next to it. Inspired by a photo of Steven Speilberg in a shark (named after his lawyer, Bruce) a super cool annual pass holder known only as "nutterbutter" started the trend in 2009.

To "shark" one must go inside the shark with their legs in the mouth and hang upside down. This is an alternative to planking.

Tourist: Oh look let's take ze picture vith ze shark! Oh oh ohhh!! look ze girl iz in ze shark!!

Girl: I'm sharking!!!

by Nutterbutterxx December 16, 2011

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

sharking

when the teacher or sub keeps circling you in class to see what your doing.

go on twitter on your phone
bruh i can't the teacher keeps sharking me

by ahfukajshfk May 14, 2018

Tsunami Shaming

When someone is tsunami shamed, their problems, big or small, are shot down immediately on the premise of ''At least you haven't suffered a tsunami''. It's hard to tell whether this is supposed to be comforting or or whether the person is playing the douche on purpose.

Two examples of tsunami shaming:

John: Hey Bob, what's up?

Bob: It's been a rough week. My dog got hit by a car, one of my parents lost their job, and I got a cold just in time for the finals.

John: Yeah, well, at least your house isn't three miles from where it used to be. Toughen up.

Linda: I heard you were moving to an apartment, Jane.

Jane: Yeah, my family's house is getting foreclosed on, we have to be out within a month. The only place I can afford is really small and seedy. I feel more sorry for my kids than myself.

Linda: Stop bitching, a least they'll have a roof over their heads, UNLIKE THE TSUNAMI VICTIMS!!!

by Xaya April 9, 2011