Shamooning

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.

There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.

by Sv8 December 17, 2016

Shamboozie

An expression or name used to describe a termianlly ill person who belongs in a mental hospital.
This word can also be used to describe people who act dumb for attention.

One of my friends is a shamboozie
Shamboozie likes nikocado avocado

by ShxwtyZ May 2, 2023

Shampoontang

having sex in the shower while lathering, rinsing and repeating over and over again.

I heard that there is some sweet shampoontang over in the girls locker room.

by Omeil and Dan April 6, 2006

Shampon

A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.

Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)

Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!

Mother: Your grandmother asked me to give this to you when she passed away

Daughter: A Shampon! Thanks, I'll never have to buy a tampon again!

by McSchlops September 1, 2009

shampoot

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.

I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.

by G Freezy March 8, 2009

ShamPow

(v.) The act of brutally beating a hooker for personal enjoyment while mopping up her blood with the super absorbant, "Shamwow".
Typically your name has to be Vince Shlomi, however exceptions can be made for those who nearly kill the bitch.

SHAMPOW!! YOU KNOW THE GERMANS MAKE GOOD STUFF!! WATCH ME SOP UP BE BLOOD WITH NO MILDEW.

by ArchimageFan666 March 30, 2009

shapoopy

a girl who's hard to get.
as seen on family guy.

shapoopy, shapoopy, a girl who's hard to get.
shapoopy, shapoopy, a girl who's hard to get, but you can win her yet!

by a carmizzle January 3, 2007