Shady

A person who promises to hangout and purpously ignores you when the time of said "hangout" was supposed to occur.

A person who tells you he has a suprise for your birthday but have to buy it yourself.

Andrew: Hey do you wanna chill tonight? Ryder Flood promised he would give a ride to us and chill on my birthday.

Friend: Yea sure!!!

Andrew: Oh wait he's not picking up his phone... obviously he is with Caitleen.

Friend: Yeah he's so shady.

by blahblahyoureshady March 1, 2011

bum shandy

Emptying a bottle of beer down a girls (or guys if you are that way inclined) ass, proceeding to have vigarous bumsex in said ass, and pulling out rather quickly, for the contents of beer to spray out all over the place.

I gave her the best bum shandy ever last night.

by sexifacator February 6, 2005

ham shandy

Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY

by lowdown November 16, 2004

slim shady

Eminem's alter ego.

just look up Eminem, they're the same person.

Slim Shady

I need to have 20 letters here and 3 words

by nutsacks April 26, 2006

Shady bitch

a shady bitch person is someone who does not keep it real; someone who stoops low and does some unforgivable shit; some one who cares for themselves and no one else; they'll do anything to get ahead in life even if it's hurting a friend; loves using people; there hobbies are spreading lies;

He's such a shady bitch, he steals from his own Momma!

by Shady bitch June 1, 2015

shady

A shady person is someone who does not keep it real; a person who hides out; a person who keeps things to themselves.

Damn girl I ain't seen you in forever. You are shady as hell

Quit being shady and let me hit!

by djlongdong April 12, 2004

shady bff

A best friend that is acting strange and seems to be hiding something from you.

Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."

Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."

Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"

by westfalia January 26, 2010